01.11.09 - Oh, So That's How That Happened
07.10.07 - Your #1 News Source
06.03.07 - The Sound Of My Addiction
02.22.06 - The Fragmented Thoughts Of Woman: Cleaning Out The Fridge
01.29.06 - Culture Snobs
01.26.06 - I'm Immature
01.21.06 - Everything Is Half Off
12.10.05 - A Poem
07.17.05 - Possible Witty Film Banter
05.14.05 - I'm A Well-Rounded Moron
02.06.05 - Breaking Curfew Was Never So Expensive
11.18.04 - Practical Jokes
09.23.04 - Don't Come Around Here No More
03.28.04 - The Secret's In The Sauce
03.11.04 - Someone Else Gets It, Too!
02.06.04 - I don't really have much to bitch about today.
12.15.03 - We're Sending Our Hate Down The Hole...
12.11.03 - I've Got A-nother Protest For You...
11.27.03 - Old People Are Fun
11.27.03 - Viable State Substitutions
11.27.03 - I'm living in a Calvin & Hobbes comic
11.16.03 - Golf-ball sized something.
09.23.03 - Rat farts!
09.07.03 - "ice queen."
09.07.03 - You should be so funny.
08.13.03 - tiny caps
03.26.03 - Failed Pickup Lines
11.28.02 - poetry magnets yield awesomeness
11.28.02 - stolen anecdotes.