10.14.08 - I Am Invisible.
04.07.08 - Boutique Is Open!
01.08.08 - Smokin' Polls
10.25.07 - i stop the world and pod with you
10.01.07 - My Candelabra
08.24.07 - The Fun Part is Making Shit Up
08.03.07 - Blah blah, free gift bag, blah
08.02.07 - It's called... probably... Something Fight
07.20.07 - Here you go.
07.16.07 - Vacation Anticipation
06.21.07 - Over-Achiever
06.14.07 - Stupid knots.
06.03.07 - The Sound Of My Addiction
05.27.07 - Reach Out and Touch Someone
05.17.07 - Soon I Officially Will Be A Sloth
05.03.07 - Five Year Plan
04.01.07 - Let's Make Tinfoil Hats
03.22.07 - Ass-Kicking Shall Commence In: None Minutes
03.21.07 - Black Canary Does My Taxes
03.06.07 - Ridiculously Obscene Money
02.26.07 - Where Is John Conner And What Is His Heart Rate?
02.04.07 - I Need To Learn More Spanish
01.12.07 - Attention: If You're Ovulating
12.01.06 - house of sand and log
10.30.06 - Fed Up
10.24.06 - They Say It's My Birthday
08.17.06 - Jihad Benet
03.30.06 - With My Last Breath, I Curse Zoidberg!
03.17.06 - Total Eclipse Of the Heart
03.02.06 - Men: Ultimate Turnoffs Edition
02.15.06 - The Nerdlinging of my Discontent
02.05.06 - The Head Injury That Just Won't Quit
01.21.06 - Hulk Smash!
01.01.06 - Un-fucking-titled.
11.27.05 - Better late than never?
10.13.05 - Things What I Hate
09.18.05 - Information Overload
07.30.05 - ALERT I AM DRUNK ALERT
07.22.05 - Like the Sahara
06.17.05 - Things Not To Say
05.23.05 - Kung Fu Speak Week
05.10.05 - Step Down From The Ledge. Slowly. Slowly.
04.21.05 - Be gentle, it's my first time.
04.18.05 - There's Hope Yet
04.02.05 - Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.
04.01.05 - "I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit."
02.19.05 - Will It Float?
01.31.05 - I'm Like Stephen King! Only Shorter!
01.24.05 - The Third Eye Of ROCK.
01.19.05 - Nevermind, I quit.
01.18.05 - The Knitting Has Gone To My Head
01.17.05 - I Have A Dream...
12.24.04 - LIGHT! YES! ALL LIGHT!
12.23.04 - Update. Or rather, COLDdate
12.23.04 - Everything Is Awesome!
08.17.04 - This is NOT Brenda. I repeat. This is NOT Brenda.
08.13.04 - If You Lose A Finger, Dessert Is Free
07.14.04 - Someone Better Get A Mouthguard
07.12.04 - Let the drinking begin!
07.10.04 - Local News Team Ruins Movie For Some
04.19.04 - Bedazzled
04.07.04 - I think it involves roller skating. And Asians.
03.04.04 - Your Future Is Cloudy. And Blue.
03.01.04 - Technology.
02.27.04 - BAH!
02.26.04 - In More "Hooray For My Alcoholism" News
02.24.04 - At Least Have the Decency To Buy My Drink First
01.02.04 - It's Totally Not Cocaine
12.09.03 - Bad day.
12.06.03 - It's An Honor
12.05.03 - Credit Limit Day!
11.02.03 - The only cute boys in Ohio are gay.
08.13.03 - It's a good thing.
08.11.03 - Breast crack for everyone!
08.10.03 - Stealing is fun.
08.07.03 - Where I went on my summer vacation.
07.27.03 - I bent my wookiee.
07.21.03 - Heave-ho!
07.09.03 - Mallsacre
07.01.03 - fluffy
06.30.03 - How I spent my summer vacation.
06.05.03 - "Biking Is Hard"
05.11.03 - yo quiero pepto bismol
04.28.03 - vocabulary builder
04.20.03 - God Is Laughing At You
04.01.03 - Specivity
03.31.03 - Care Bear Stare
03.15.03 - outerwear, schmouterwear
03.11.03 - god, i love this job
03.08.03 - [El] D'oh!
03.07.03 - Ack!
02.18.03 - error. error. felting error.
02.15.03 - loin cloths are sexy
11.28.02 - designer power!
11.28.02 - odelay
09.13.02 - Think Unsexy Thoughts