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Fri., Nov. 12, 2004. 10:31 PM

"Please put away the Brita pitcher."

"Okay. Where does it go?"

"You've lived here how long?"

"Let's pretend I already know where it goes, and I'm testing you."

"Okay. It goes on the top shelf, the one I can't reach. The box is already up there."

"Why are we putting the Brita pitcher back in its box? It takes up more room that way."

"BECAUSE I'M STUPID AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A CABINET, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? FINE! PUT IT BACK WITHOUT THE BOX! SEE IF I CARE!"

"Okay. Where'd you say the box was, again?"