Sat., Jul. 5, 2003. 6:24 PM
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"Good afternoon! Welcome to MovieCall!, where the movies come to you!"
"Uhm, what?"
"MovieCall! calls YOU to let YOU know about ALL the NEWEST MOVIES coming SOON to a theater near YOU!"
"Uh, okay. So, what's n---"
"MovieCall! is excited to let YOU know of the NEWEST ADVENTURE in historical literature!! The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!!"
"Oh. That sounds neat. What's it a---"
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! brings some of the MOST FAMOUS names in fiction together on ONE screen, for a rip-roaring, sword rattling, guns blazing, action-packed SEXTRAVAGANZA!"
"Famous names in fiction? Like Huckleberry Fi---"
"That's, right, THE LEAGUE is DR. JEKYLL! TOM SAWYER! THE INVISIBLE MAN! DRACULA'S BRIDE! DORIAN GRAY!"
"What? Who? Dracula's what? I don't understand how they all could be---"
"SIT at the EDGE of your seats as THE LEAGUE battles beasts of UNIMAGINEABLE HORROR, in daring fights of FURY and RAGE! Machine guns BLASTING, super race cars REVVING---"
"If Tom Sawyer is in it, how are there machine guns and super cars---"
"Then watch as SEAN CONNERY leads them all to VICTORY and SAVES THE WORL---"
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