Archives
- 2012.01.21: Mega Booty Mix
- 2012.01.10: It's Never Not Funny
- 2011.12.14: Holly Jolly Whatever.
- 2011.11.15: This is what they mean by organized.
- 2011.11.12: Dear Teenagers:
- 2011.09.06: Hamlet and Batman and Tacos
- 2011.07.31: Raise the roof!
- 2011.07.29: "Not Hipster"
- 2011.07.26: A Storm of Swords
- 2011.07.13: And everyone is wearing overcoats...
- 2011.07.01: Booo-urns.
- 2011.06.29: Squirrel!
- 2011.06.10: This is what happens when I get ignored on Twitter
- 2011.05.20: Plan of Action
- 2011.05.03: I'm not old, you're just stupid.
- 2011.04.30: Dear Westerville:
- 2011.04.25: Hey, violent homophobes:
- 2011.04.23: Stupid garden.
- 2011.04.17: Not Subtle
- 2011.04.16: It's All About The Benjamins
- 2011.04.14: All the magic is gone.
- 2011.04.10: The Oompa Loompas Are Pugs
- 2011.04.02: Because We Know What We Like
- 2011.03.27: It's like a metaphor for... whatever.
- 2011.03.26: "...which is an Oasis cover band."
- 2011.03.25: Whip It
- 2011.03.24: Like A Good Neighbor, Mind Your Own Business
- 2011.03.21: Fish Pee In It
- 2011.03.12: WHAT? I can't hear you! I SAID: I CAN'T-- WHAT?
- 2011.03.04: TM COPYRIGHT ME DO NOT DEVELOP WITHOUT FIRST BUYING ME A PONY
- 2011.03.02: Sorry About That, Lady
- 2011.02.23: I'd explain potato farming to you, but you wouldn't get it.
- 2011.02.20: Self Portrait
- 2011.02.15: Live-Blogging Robot Jeopardy
- 2011.02.14: Netflix
- 2011.02.13: Transformers 3
- 2011.02.12: I may be drunk.
- 2011.01.31: I am ready.
- 2011.01.31: Dear U.S. Postal Service:
- 2011.01.28: And don't forget the Joker
- 2011.01.27: Sweatin' to the Boldies
- 2011.01.25: She got high on THE SPICE
- 2011.01.24: Wok of Life
- 2011.01.23: Peg Leg Peepers
- 2011.01.22: A Handy Guide
- 2011.01.22: To-Do List
- 2011.01.21: Dear science:
- 2011.01.20: NaNoRoNoWriMo
- 2011.01.19: Party @ 8: The Halls of Khazad-dûm. BYOMead
- 2011.01.18: Just Sorta
- 2011.01.17: Sorry About Your Crowd
- 2011.01.12: Something I try and teach all my boys.
- 2011.01.08: You must've been a poop
- 2011.01.04: Here Are A Few Of My Favorite Things:
- 2011.01.03: I hear the secrets that you keep
- 2011.01.02: by the power of fabulous
- 2010.12.31: Zodiac
- 2010.12.28: lights down, you up and die
- 2010.12.26: Dear CBS Newspath:
- 2010.12.25: Land of Confusion
- 2010.12.22: One Way To Skin A Cat
- 2010.12.20: Priorities
- 2010.12.18: Definitely not diabetic.
- 2010.08.21: The Crazies
- 2010.07.23: Concentrate!
- 2010.02.20: We Had A Coupon
- 2010.02.15: I shoveled.
- 2009.12.17: House hunting.
- 2009.05.30: Scratchy.
- 2009.05.18: No, Alanis. It's not.
- 2009.01.11: Oh, So That's How That Happened
- 2008.12.12: Puppy!
- 2008.12.11: I am not making this up.
- 2008.10.14: I Am Invisible.
- 2008.09.28: Lorne Michaels Hates You
- 2008.06.09: Dear Filmdrunk:
- 2008.06.07: Financial Advice
- 2008.05.07: One Man's Trash Is Another Man's $7
- 2008.04.30: The Best Idea Ever
- 2008.04.27: Difficult To Annoy
- 2008.03.28: Baby Sea Otters!
- 2008.03.23: Giant Peeps Sale Tomorrow
- 2008.03.19: I'm An Over-Packer
- 2008.03.03: Communication Breakdown
- 2008.02.23: Strange Coincidences
- 2008.02.08: I Need Proper Certification
- 2008.01.11: My New Five Year Plan
- 2008.01.08: Smokin' Polls
- 2007.12.11: Standard Operating Procedures
- 2007.12.06: Housework = Death
- 2007.11.29: New Study Shows That Work Sucks
- 2007.11.12: Dear Rob Zombie:
- 2007.11.06: Hotcakes (and Sausage)
- 2007.10.29: i love halloween
- 2007.10.25: i stop the world and pod with you
- 2007.10.02: Back to Dorm Life.
- 2007.10.01: My Candelabra
- 2007.09.28: Nova Scotians Drink for Free
- 2007.09.25: Memo to Gamers
- 2007.09.13: I'm Qualified To Consult Your Sport
- 2007.09.05: Dear Tony Bourdain:
- 2007.08.24: The Fun Part is Making Shit Up
- 2007.08.20: We Have An Imaginary Baby Named 12 Hours Sleep
- 2007.08.13: Dear Annoying Duplex Neighbors:
- 2007.08.10: Dear Teeny Teeny Tiny Ants:
- 2007.08.06: Humidity: Stifling, With 100% Chance of Sweat
- 2007.08.03: Blah blah, free gift bag, blah
- 2007.08.02: It's called... probably... Something Fight
- 2007.07.22: Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
- 2007.07.20: Here you go.
- 2007.07.16: Vacation Anticipation
- 2007.07.10: Your #1 News Source
- 2007.07.09: Accepted
- 2007.07.08: Surgeon General Finch's Warning
- 2007.07.06: No Good Very Bad Day
- 2007.07.01: I Saw The Sign
- 2007.06.27: R1, R2, L1, R2, L, R, D, U, L, R, D, U
- 2007.06.03: The Sound Of My Addiction
- 2007.06.01: Summer of Sewage
- 2007.05.29: Battleslut Erotica
- 2007.05.27: Reach Out and Touch Someone
- 2007.05.25: Bettin' The Ponies
- 2007.05.24: Gus Van Sant's Last Days
- 2007.05.16: I'm not getting my security deposit back.
- 2007.05.15: Dear Company I Work For:
- 2007.05.08: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
- 2007.05.04: Repeatedly Retarded, Tuesdays at 9/8 Central
- 2007.05.03: I don't have minions, at all.
- 2007.04.13: Idlewild
- 2007.04.05: Crank
- 2007.04.02: That frosting is fattening, Michael.
- 2007.04.01: Let's Make Tinfoil Hats
- 2007.03.30: Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story
- 2007.03.22: Ass-Kicking Shall Commence In: None Minutes
- 2007.03.21: Black Canary Does My Taxes
- 2007.03.19: For Your Consideration
- 2007.03.17: Happy St. Patty's Day!
- 2007.03.11: The No-Laugh Tour. Headliner: Me.
- 2007.03.09: Movie
Preview: 300
- 2007.03.06: Ridiculously Obscene Money
- 2007.03.05: Go-Go Gadget Ass-Kicker!
- 2007.02.28: The Departed
- 2007.02.27: Granola. Make It So.
- 2007.02.26: Where Is John Connor And What Is His Heart Rate?
- 2007.02.20: Idiocracy
- 2007.02.13: Meta Nerd
- 2007.02.07: I Have Always Been A Cool Kid.
- 2007.02.05: Dear Guy In Front Of Me At The Post Office:
- 2007.02.04: I Need To Learn More Spanish
- 2007.01.22: Super Dumb Press Releases
- 2007.01.21: Dear Conspiracy Theorists:
- 2007.01.20: Internally Revenue THIS!
- 2007.01.18: Note To Self:
- 2007.01.16: Dear Web Browser:
- 2007.01.14: The Punisher
- 2007.01.13: What To Do With Leftovers
- 2007.01.12: Attention: If You're Ovulating
- 2007.01.11: V for Vendetta
- 2006.12.19: Pride & Prejudice
- 2006.12.01: house of sand and log
- 2006.11.26: Joke Killer
- 2006.10.30: Fed Up
- 2006.10.25: The Chicken Noodle Soup Dance
- 2006.10.24: They Say It's My Birthday
- 2006.10.17: Mainlining Superheroin
- 2006.09.22: Dear America:
- 2006.08.17: Jihad Benet Ramsey
- 2006.08.09: Note To Self
- 2006.08.08: Rebel Without a Cause: Special Edition
- 2006.07.03: Team America: World Police
- 2006.06.21: Finding Neverland
- 2006.06.05: gjiow
- 2006.05.25: Donnie Darko
- 2006.05.10: indie rawk
- 2006.04.17: Dear Park Rangers:
- 2006.03.30: With My Last Breath, I Curse Zoidberg!
- 2006.03.19: Dear Shure:
- 2006.03.17: Total Eclipse Of the Heart
- 2006.03.12: Two Tickets to Paradise
- 2006.03.09: MehSpace
- 2006.03.08: When A Joke Goes Down, Chuck, You Got To Pick Up The Bass
- 2006.03.02: Men: Ultimate Turnoffs Edition
- 2006.02.26: Death By Chocolate
- 2006.02.22: The Fragmented Thoughts Of Woman: Cleaning Out The Fridge
- 2006.02.21: You Win Some, You Cheese Some
- 2006.02.16: Why We Don't Breed
- 2006.02.15: The Nerdlinging of my Discontent
- 2006.02.13: Damn you, Norway!!
- 2006.02.09: Score One For Me
- 2006.02.05: The One Where I Reference A Song That's Two Years Old
- 2006.02.05: The Head Injury That Just Won't Quit
- 2006.02.05: That Dog Can Talk
- 2006.02.02: That Thong-Tha-Thong Thong Thong
- 2006.01.29: Culture Snobs
- 2006.01.27: New Idea
- 2006.01.26: I'm Immature
- 2006.01.21: Smokey & The Bandit
- 2006.01.21: Hulk Smash!
- 2006.01.21: Everything Is Half Off
- 2006.01.01: Un-fucking-titled.
- 2005.12.27: Nerd Quotient: High
- 2005.12.10: A Poem
- 2005.11.27: Better late than never?
- 2005.11.14: Nooner-ish?
- 2005.11.12: To The Jackass Who Parks Their Minivan Directly In Front of The Employee Entrance Gate, Which Is An Area Clearly Marked NOT FOR PARKING:
- 2005.10.31: Tiaras are the new black.
- 2005.10.19: Sugar High
- 2005.10.16: Thumbsucker
- 2005.10.15: Shaolin Vs. Evil Dead
- 2005.10.14: With real pony hair!
- 2005.10.14: An Essay in Retail
- 2005.10.13: Things What I Hate
- 2005.10.11: Sneezy Was Looking Forward to Liberation, Too
- 2005.10.10: Grizzly Man
- 2005.10.09: Not so fast, superguy.
- 2005.10.09: Dear Former iBook Owner:
- 2005.10.04: A Real Reactionary
- 2005.10.04: Them Were Love Bullets
- 2005.10.02: Situational Comedy
- 2005.09.19: Hurricane Face Punch
- 2005.09.18: Information Overload
- 2005.09.03: Layer Cake
- 2005.08.26: Dear Florida:
- 2005.08.13: Poker? I don't even know her.
- 2005.08.12: I'm Definitely A Good Zelda Player
- 2005.08.10: God, I'm Lazy
- 2005.08.08: The Great Escape
- 2005.08.07: Titles Seem Arbitrary.
- 2005.08.06: You're My Only Hope
- 2005.08.05: Imagine What the Logo Would Be Like
- 2005.07.30: ALERT I AM DRUNK ALERT
- 2005.07.26: Gold Teeth And A Curse For This Town
- 2005.07.25: Maybe Dennis Quaid Had It Backwards
- 2005.07.23: Spooning With Sasquatch
- 2005.07.22: Like the Sahara
- 2005.07.22: Dear London:
- 2005.07.21: So Long, And Thanks For All The Compliments
- 2005.07.19: No Free Beers For You
- 2005.07.18: A Little Common Sense Goes A Long Way
- 2005.07.17: File Under: Proofreading is Fundamental
- 2005.07.17: I'll Take Dom Deluise to Block.
- 2005.07.17: Possible Witty Film Banter
- 2005.07.17: Blarney What the Fuck
- 2005.07.13: Kermit From Another Planet
- 2005.07.12: ...And the second rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it.
- 2005.07.03: Reversed O. Henry
- 2005.06.28: Oh, to be a Hilton.
- 2005.06.24: It's Payday!
- 2005.06.17: Things Not To Say
- 2005.06.13: Mmmm... Open Faced Club Sand Wedge...
- 2005.06.13: Current Events
- 2005.06.10: Alone In The Wilderness
- 2005.06.05: Cradle Will Rock
- 2005.06.03: Crazy Cat Lady! Paging the Crazy Cat Lady!
- 2005.05.30: Wand Developments
- 2005.05.23: Kung Fu Speak Week
- 2005.05.22: Antibiotics... STAT!
- 2005.05.21: Is my TV a magic TV?
- 2005.05.20: Your Poetry Sucks
- 2005.05.15: Rice Cleanup, Aisle Seven.
- 2005.05.14: I'm A Well-Rounded Moron
- 2005.05.13: He's Left The Building, Goddamnit
- 2005.05.12: Mockgear, Prepare for Warp Speed
- 2005.05.10: Step Down From The Ledge. Slowly. Slowly.
- 2005.05.09: Brassed Off and Whale Rider
- 2005.04.23: The penitent man. Penitent, penitent.
- 2005.04.23: Word Wars
- 2005.04.22: Ask Ms. News-Person, Volume 3
- 2005.04.21: Be gentle, it's my first time.
- 2005.04.20: Sin City
- 2005.04.18: There's Hope Yet
- 2005.04.13: Sahara
- 2005.04.12: STAB KILL STAB
- 2005.04.02: Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.
- 2005.04.01: "I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit."
- 2005.03.31: I'm just sayin'
- 2005.03.30: Ultimate Geekitude
- 2005.03.12: Ask Ms. News-Person, Volume 2
- 2005.03.09: I think it's a hit.
- 2005.03.08: Ask Ms. News-Person, Volume 1
- 2005.03.05: 23 Skiddoo
- 2005.03.05: What just happened here?
- 2005.02.28: It's Our Friend DNA!
- 2005.02.27: Feel The Love
- 2005.02.26: Warning: Morons Ahead
- 2005.02.21: Brazil
- 2005.02.19: Will It Float?
- 2005.02.16: A spree!
- 2005.02.08: Sweet Nothings
- 2005.02.06: Breaking Curfew Was Never So Expensive
- 2005.02.05: More On My Awesomeness
- 2005.01.31: I'm Like Stephen King! Only Shorter!
- 2005.01.31: Hey! There's A Beverage Here, Man!
- 2005.01.25: Wait, E equals what?
- 2005.01.24: The Third Eye Of ROCK.
- 2005.01.24: Sausage Taco!
- 2005.01.19: Nevermind, I quit.
- 2005.01.18: The Knitting Has Gone To My Head
- 2005.01.18: I Want To Help You, George Washington!*
- 2005.01.17: I Need More Statuettes
- 2005.01.17: I Have A Dream...
- 2005.01.16: Boredom Sets In. Unemployment Imminent.
- 2005.01.10: Whaddya Know?
- 2005.01.10: Inventory
- 2005.01.03: Cutest. Nieces. Ever.
- 2005.01.02: If I Were On Survivor
- 2004.12.29: Retrospect This, Bitches
- 2004.12.26: People Have Their Priorities Screwed Up
- 2004.12.25: Legend of Bren: The Nerd Waker
- 2004.12.24: LIGHT! YES! ALL LIGHT!
- 2004.12.23: Update. Or rather, COLDdate
- 2004.12.23: Everything Is Awesome!
- 2004.12.22: Bring on the White Death
- 2004.12.11: Ocean's Twelve
- 2004.11.12: Hormonal Cabinets
- 2004.11.05: I (heart) Democracy
- 2004.11.01: Dear Women I Work With:
- 2004.10.26: Have a nice day, I'll see you in hell!
- 2004.10.25: Ashlee Simpson is an idiot on SNL.
- 2004.10.04: Patent Pending
- 2004.10.01: Brrrrrrr...FUCK
- 2004.09.27: Dear Ohio:
- 2004.09.27: Dear Douchenozzle:
- 2004.09.23: Don't Come Around Here No More
- 2004.09.19: My Adventures In Outland
- 2004.09.17: Suspended Implementation
- 2004.09.17: "Fuck, this is heavy."
- 2004.09.14: Coconut Covered Breast Implants
- 2004.09.10: B-Bop Does C-Bus
- 2004.08.25: The Camping Weekend Entry
- 2004.08.25: All This Time I Thought It Was The Boobs
- 2004.08.19: Bren Turns Over New Leaf, Scoffs, Throws Leaf Back Down
- 2004.08.18: Countdown To Awesomeness
- 2004.08.17: This is NOT Brenda. I repeat. This is NOT Brenda.
- 2004.08.13: If You Lose A Finger, Dessert Is Free
- 2004.07.16: Joblessness: Priceless
- 2004.07.14: Someone Better Get A Mouthguard
- 2004.07.12: Let the drinking begin!
- 2004.07.10: Local News Team Ruins Movie For Some
- 2004.06.16: The Comparison Is Uncanny
- 2004.06.15: Vacation Planning
- 2004.06.05: The River Is An Ace
- 2004.05.12: Bring forth the peons!
- 2004.05.09: Just Don't Call Her "Condi"
- 2004.04.20: What I Got... I Got... I Got...
- 2004.04.19: Bedazzled
- 2004.04.16: What Just Happened?
- 2004.04.12: I Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wander
- 2004.04.09: Just Usually Obnoxious
- 2004.04.07: I think it involves roller skating. And Asians.
- 2004.04.01: i blog because i drink
- 2004.03.28: The Secret's In The Sauce
- 2004.03.23: My Mac&Cheese Is Happy
- 2004.03.16: Democracy at its finest.
- 2004.03.15: Do Not Poke Angry Bear In Cage With Stick
- 2004.03.12: Where the drinks are free.
- 2004.03.11: Someone Else Gets It, Too!
- 2004.03.04: Your Future Is Cloudy. And Blue.
- 2004.03.03: Things To Do
- 2004.03.02: Quiz Show
- 2004.03.01: Technology.
- 2004.02.27: BAH!
- 2004.02.26: In More "Hooray For My Alcoholism" News
- 2004.02.25: I Hate These Fucking Emails
- 2004.02.24: At Least Have the Decency To Buy My Drink First
- 2004.02.22: Spell Check
- 2004.02.16: What's up with this?
- 2004.02.06: I don't really have much to bitch about today.
- 2004.02.04: Little Buddha
- 2004.02.01: Confusing Spam
- 2004.01.28: How things have been going.
- 2004.01.22: Corporate Rape
- 2004.01.20: True Stories of the Local Media
- 2004.01.19: Caucus, Caucus, Cau-cus!
- 2004.01.12: Bite My Ass, Princess Peach.
- 2004.01.06: Tuesday's Off With A Bang.
- 2004.01.02: It's Totally Not Cocaine
- 2004.01.01: Spellcheck
- 2003.12.23: Rock the... Something
- 2003.12.21: Holy Crotch.
- 2003.12.20: I Have Made Fire!
- 2003.12.15: We're Sending Our Hate Down The Hole...
- 2003.12.14: Something's Gotta Give
- 2003.12.11: I've Got A-nother Protest For You...
- 2003.12.10: Bad Day Part 2
- 2003.12.09: Bad day.
- 2003.12.06: Dear Neighbors:
- 2003.12.06: It's An Honor
- 2003.12.05: Credit Limit Day!
- 2003.11.27: Old People Are Fun
- 2003.11.27: Viable State Substitutions
- 2003.11.27: I'm living in a Calvin & Hobbes comic
- 2003.11.16: Golf-ball sized something.
- 2003.11.02: The only cute boys in Ohio are gay.
- 2003.10.05: Negative Feedback
- 2003.09.26: Name changes not necessary.
- 2003.09.23: Rat farts!
- 2003.09.08: Old people merging on West 496 off the Waverly Road entrance:
- 2003.09.07: "ice queen."
- 2003.09.07: You should be so funny.
- 2003.09.05: Is Hurricane Lance next?
- 2003.09.04: SAVE ME, MOTHRA!
- 2003.09.03: Buggered.
- 2003.09.01: Left. LEFT! Okay, just stop.
- 2003.08.17: Ideas
- 2003.08.13: It's a good thing.
- 2003.08.13: tiny caps
- 2003.08.12: Inspiration
- 2003.08.11: Pirartes Of The Caribou
- 2003.08.11: Breast crack for everyone!
- 2003.08.10: Stealing is fun.
- 2003.08.09: This house is clean.
- 2003.08.07: Where I went on my summer vacation.
- 2003.07.29: My Library Book List
- 2003.07.27: I bent my wookiee.
- 2003.07.21: Heave-ho!
- 2003.07.09: Mallsacre
- 2003.07.08: Show Me Your Cheesy Meat
- 2003.07.05: Movie Call - Where The Movies Call You
- 2003.07.03: Legally Blonde 2: Red White & Blonde
- 2003.07.01: Charlie's Angels 2
- 2003.07.01: fluffy
- 2003.06.30: How I spent my summer vacation.
- 2003.06.27: My Newest Catch Phrase
- 2003.06.13: Dear Gaza Strip:
- 2003.06.12: Doo-doo-doo-doo-de-lootle
- 2003.06.11: Largemin Super Rolls
- 2003.06.05: "Biking Is Hard"
- 2003.05.31: Dear JoAnn Fabrics:
- 2003.05.22: Dear Marley Sons:
- 2003.05.16: Dear Rolling Stone:
- 2003.05.11: yo quiero pepto bismol
- 2003.05.06: Dear Vegans:
- 2003.05.02: X-Men 2
- 2003.04.28: vocabulary builder
- 2003.04.25: Shade
- 2003.04.20: God Is Laughing At You
- 2003.04.04: Phonebooth
- 2003.04.01: Specivity
- 2003.03.31: Care Bear Stare
- 2003.03.27: Take a bath!
- 2003.03.26: Failed Pickup Lines
- 2003.03.17: McDrunky Drunk
- 2003.03.15: outerwear, schmouterwear
- 2003.03.14: Dear Pregnancy Test Makers:
- 2003.03.13: Dear Noxema:
- 2003.03.11: god, i love this job
- 2003.03.09: Igby Goes Down
- 2003.03.08: [El] D'oh!
- 2003.03.07: Ack!
- 2003.03.05: Excellent, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.
- 2003.03.04: hurry! act now!
- 2003.03.03: Golden Arches of Crap
- 2003.02.26: in the year of our lord
- 2003.02.24: shared bitching
- 2003.02.18: error. error. felting error.
- 2003.02.15: loin cloths are sexy
- 2003.02.14: Love Mummy And Poppy
- 2002.11.28: poetry magnets yield awesomeness
- 2002.11.28: just give me my chiclets
- 2002.11.28: designer power!
- 2002.11.28: stolen anecdotes.
- 2002.11.28: odelay
- 2002.11.10: brain to self: shut it
- 2002.11.06: conor oberst can suck my ass
- 2002.10.29: Lots of things rhyme with "Ash."
- 2002.10.16: Leaving... In A U-Haul
- 2002.10.11: c.s.i. ...wtf?
- 2002.10.06: Egg Salad to Heal the Soul
- 2002.09.23: TV is evil.
- 2002.09.21: Bitchcakes Infinity Plus One
- 2002.09.13: Think Unsexy Thoughts
- 2002.09.09: C.Q.
- 2002.09.07: Burbank
- 2002.09.06: Online Scrabble
- 2002.09.05: Captain Pretentious
- 2002.09.03: Guilty Lottery Fetish
- 2002.09.01: I'm Not Gay
- 2002.08.29: Rock Star
- 2002.08.22: Remoulade
- 2002.08.18: first!