This is what happens when I get ignored on Twitter
I think my sequel to Edward Nigma: Detective for Hire could be Thomas Blake: Celebrity Veterinarian. I like the idea of Bruce Wayne being all "Ace won't stop peeing on the giant penny," and Blake having to work it all out.
"Bruce, this is the trauma of having his engraver owner kidnapped by counterfeiters. The only way to fix this is to take up scrimshaw."
(Followed by thirty panels of Batman patiently learning to carve intricate ships via months of ninja-like scrimshaw training .)
Dick buys Bruce "1001 Nautical Scenes For Scrimshawing" as a Christmas present. Scrimshawing? Scrimmin'?
Maybe Penguin's penguins have fin rot and need treatment, too.
Forget it, I'll abandon the whole idea and go back to my sad watercolor paintings. *throws pen across the room* *gets up, goes and picks up pen* *responsibly balances checkbook while cursing The Man*