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I was fine with OSU students jumping in to Mirror Lake to celebrate Osama's death (an event usually reserved for drunken football victory celebrations,) until it was pointed out that these students were like, eight years old on September 11th.

I was ten when the Berlin Wall fell. I remember that it was important, I remember my mother telling me it was history, that people in East Berlin could finally visit my cousins in West Berlin, and wasn't that wonderful?

But most of all I just remember that Knight Rider was there and he was singing.

In Terminator 3, Skynet took the form of a computer virus to end the world. Jeff Goldblum used a computer virus in Independence Day to end the alien invasion. The Will Smith of I Am Legend was the only one to survive a virus that turned everybody in to weird vampire monsters. In conclusion if you want to survive being Predatored on the Predators planet, follow Alice Braga. Thank you.