Holy Crap.

If I want to be in your Arts and Crafts Show, first of all I have to apply for next year because even though it's not until August, you're already booked up. Second of all, you're making me compete in an art contest? And every category I plan to sell artwork in (oils, acrylics, watercolors, etc.,) I have to compete in that category in the art contest. Which is like a $20 "judges" fee each time.

And, I have to include photos of previous booths I've had. What is that about? To prove I know how to set up a table and hang some paintings? I'm pretty sure it's just to make sure I've got plenty of paintings of horses, thereby ensuring I fit in with your ideas about art.

By the way, what the shit.