There is apparently a category called "Romantic 20th Century Period Pieces from the 1980s." That's... really specific.

Witness is not on Watch Instantly. It should be at my beck and fucking call, goddamn fucking Amish, all the time. BUTTER CHURNING IN HIGH DEF.

Also, I think Nicolas Cage somehow falling in to, than out of, than back in to public favor -- with no one being able to pinpoint exactly when -- is going to be one of the 21st century's greatest mysteries.