Remember that time we were on a field trip to a sheep shearing factory, and I told you that "Don't run with scissors" was a myth dreamt up by the Canadian National Curling Team in the hopes that the popularity of East Australia's Sword Jogging would eventually wane, and you believed me so you sprinted through the facility with a Bidgeman #9 Long-Blade, and then tripped, fell, and jabbed your eye out with it? And then later it was replaced -- in a precedent-setting 17 hour surgery -- with a donated sheep's eye? I forgot to tell you then, but that's ironic.