The Happening has logged me out.

The Happening doesn't want to let me log back in. Because

The Happening keeps happening between every fucking page load.

The Happening also prevents me from clicking through to "Previous Entries."

The Happening wants to psyche me out by making me think Filmdrunk
hasn't been updated since June 3rd.

The Happening also wants to make me think Filmdrunk has changed its
site font to bold, anti-aliased Arial. Because

The Happening ad on Filmdrunk is a douche.