Happy Where Did Jesus' Body Go I Know They Left It Right Here Behind This Big Rock Did You Move It Don't Mess Me Around I Know You Think You're So Funny Sometimes Seriously It Was Right Here Oh Crap Unless We're At The Wrong Tomb Crap All These Rocks Look The Same Oh Crap We Gotta Find Where That Body Went It Couldn't Have Just Vanished Oh Crap Oh Crap Oh Crap* Day.

Or, you know. Happy Easter, for those who like brevity.

*It's funnier when you imagine Mary Magdalene with a Minnesotan accent.