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me: Whatcha doin'?

coworker: Dubbing this story about a little kid who fell in a pond.

me: Didn't we do that story a while ago?

coworker: He fell in the pond like two weeks ago.

me: Yeah, we did this story.

coworker: We might have. The kid was trying to save his dog.

me: Yeah, we had an interview with the guy who pulled him out of the pond.

coworker: We could have done an interview earlier.

me: Yeah, with a doctor. Or, wait. I'm thinking of an episode of E.R.

I should just create a category called "I Am A Moron."

So far I have all of Supernatural, Justice League Unlimited, and Firefly on my new tiny laptop. I plan to watch it all while I'm in transit. I think the flight to the New York Comic Con is only an hour long, but I'm preparing in case we're flying into the sun.

Happy Where Did Jesus' Body Go I Know They Left It Right Here Behind This Big Rock Did You Move It Don't Mess Me Around I Know You Think You're So Funny Sometimes Seriously It Was Right Here Oh Crap Unless We're At The Wrong Tomb Crap All These Rocks Look The Same Oh Crap We Gotta Find Where That Body Went It Couldn't Have Just Vanished Oh Crap Oh Crap Oh Crap* Day.

Or, you know. Happy Easter, for those who like brevity.

*It's funnier when you imagine Mary Magdalene with a Minnesotan accent.

Most days I hate my job, but some days I get to see fuzzy cute things! Like baby sea otters! And baby St. Bernards!

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