I have taken this test four times, each time varying the intensity of my answers slightly. The last time I made sure to mark marijuana legalization, gay marriage, and owning a firearm while aborting babies, as very very important.

Each time it tells me that I must vote for Bill Richardson. I thought the poll was rigged to always answer that, until I saw everyone else's results, which are far more reasonable than Bill Richardson. I don't want to vote for him. There's not a chance in hell he's going to get past the primaries, right? But after several attempts at this damn poll, and each time the results are the same, I'm beginning to wonder:

Does Bill Richardson really like getting high and shooting babies at gay weddings?

His website doesn't say, but now I'm thinking he might be one righteous cowboy.