bryce: I'm changing jobs on Wednesday

me: are you going to be dealing drugs?
me: i'd like two drugs, please

bryce: no, I'm into big financial business.

me: i need some big finances

bryce: but I am moving into a new job doing Captive Insurance Managment

me: what is that? insurance for kidnapped people?

bryce: captive insurance is when you create your own company and insure yourself. It's a way of generating a huge offshore tax free fund and make millions.

me: do you have to start with a lot of money? I think I have $13 in my checking account

bryce: the company I'm starting with requires minimum $30 million investment to start up.

me: I can put $13 towards that. I'm good for it.

me: Also, if you know a way to make a zillion dollars off the internets, i will pay you $13 for the info. I am not above making a quality product and then selling it for a zillion dollars to a shitty company like Yahoo, who will destroy it.
me: Just so long as I get my zillion dollars
me: I also want a pony and to be an astronaut