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I have taken this test four times, each time varying the intensity of my answers slightly. The last time I made sure to mark marijuana legalization, gay marriage, and owning a firearm while aborting babies, as very very important.

Each time it tells me that I must vote for Bill Richardson. I thought the poll was rigged to always answer that, until I saw everyone else's results, which are far more reasonable than Bill Richardson. I don't want to vote for him. There's not a chance in hell he's going to get past the primaries, right? But after several attempts at this damn poll, and each time the results are the same, I'm beginning to wonder:

Does Bill Richardson really like getting high and shooting babies at gay weddings?

His website doesn't say, but now I'm thinking he might be one righteous cowboy.

bryce: I'm changing jobs on Wednesday

me: are you going to be dealing drugs?
me: i'd like two drugs, please

bryce: no, I'm into big financial business.

me: i need some big finances

bryce: but I am moving into a new job doing Captive Insurance Managment

me: what is that? insurance for kidnapped people?

bryce: captive insurance is when you create your own company and insure yourself. It's a way of generating a huge offshore tax free fund and make millions.

me: do you have to start with a lot of money? I think I have $13 in my checking account

bryce: the company I'm starting with requires minimum $30 million investment to start up.

me: I can put $13 towards that. I'm good for it.

me: Also, if you know a way to make a zillion dollars off the internets, i will pay you $13 for the info. I am not above making a quality product and then selling it for a zillion dollars to a shitty company like Yahoo, who will destroy it.
me: Just so long as I get my zillion dollars
me: I also want a pony and to be an astronaut