i stop the world and pod with you
For the celebration of my birth, I was awarded with a brand new tiny adorable iPod Nano. In accordance with Finagle's Law, or perhaps Sturgeon's Law, the iPod's headphone jack was broken. But I didn't find this out until I'd spent six hours ripping CDs to the goddamn thing.
In conclusion, Apple stores are stocked full of jerks and abundant with fuckwittage.