This weekend our three nieces came to visit. They are all under the age of 7. They are cute and not too obnoxious. And still, I felt like I needed a nap after about three hours with them.

By the third day of running around with small children, my sister-in-law asked: "So, are you two planning on having children?"

I think some people would be offended by how quickly we both shouted "NO!," but she has to live with these kids every day, so she just nodded her head as if we were the wisest people she'd ever met.

...to be fair, she could have said other stuff, too, but I don't remember because I was already napping by that time.