Man, it's hot out.

How hot is it?

It's so hot, at the local 24 hour grocery store, bums have begun walking around with carts full of bologna, pretending to shop just to get out of the heat. (The heat at frakkin' MIDNIGHT, I might add.)

I also noticed several open/drunk bottles of vitamin water laying around the store, which may or may not indicate guilt on the part of the bums. But maybe some other person has been stealing the Glaceau. Let's not be hasty about hobos, people.