Everyone is all "blah blah, comic con, blah blah" and I'm kind of getting sick of it. I've never been, and from what I heard this year, I don't want to go -- unless being crushed to death by a mob of sweaty guys in Green Lantern t-shirts is now considered a noble geek death.

I'm going to start Girl Comic Con. Where girl comic book fans / sci fi geeks meet to discuss why "Enterprise" was a worthy show (and not just because Connor Trinneer took his shirt off a lot,) why the Timmverse is so totally on board with a WW/Bats ship, and whether or not we should crown Gail Simone "Leader for Life." There will only be like 300 of us in the entire world in attendance, and we all know how to accessorize. And there will be tacos. And drinking.

On second thought, I'd bet money there's already a Girl Comic Con somewhere. Goddamnit.