Reporter Out On Live Shot At New Harry Potter Movie: ...and this movie is based on the last book of the series...

Me: OH MY GOD! NO IT'S NOT! TELL HER THAT!

Producer (on the phone with Reporter): Hey, you said it's the last book, it's not, it's the -- HEY, WHAT BOOK IS IT?

Me: OH MY GOD IT'S THE FIFTH BOOK!

Reporter: ...I'm sorry, I've just been informed that this is the second to last book of the series...

Me: OH MY GOD! NO IT'S NOT! TELL HER IT'S THE FIFTH BOOK!

Producer: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! What book is this movie based on?!?

Me: THE FIFTH ONE! TELL HER IT'S THE FIFTH ONE!

Producer: Well, I'M SORRY, I don't know anything about Harry Potter!

Me: THEN IT'S A GOOD THING YOU WROTE A HUGE STORY AROUND IT, OH MY GOD.

Cue: Phones ringing off the hook with angry viewers.