Sample conversation during trip in Vegas:

Me: "Look how clean this neighborhood is! Everything here is quaint! And so clean!"

Him: "Clean?"

Me: "Yes! Tidy! Clean! Don't you think so?"

Him: "If by clean you mean sterile, then yeah."

Me: "It's not sterile! It's just new. Everything is new and shiny."

Him: "It's just dirt. And rock. Call me silly, but I prefer grass. And actual leafy trees."

Me: "Well, yeah, if you want to surround yourself with nature, pff."