I have:

• less than 20 minutes before I leave work and go on my first real vacation in 2 years.
  
• to get up in less than six hours to get on a flight.
  
• surfed every site on the internet and am still bored.
  
• anxiety over the big poofy dress making it aboard my flight.
  
• less than 36 hours before I elope for the second time, this time hopefully successful.
  
• two Tylenol PMs in me, but also a bottle of Diet Coke so maybe they cancel each other out.
  
• a craving for In-N-Out burger that, for once, will be satisfied.
  
• impatience with the new Harry Potter book. Seriously, get here already.
  
• a Jessica Simpson hairpiece that I fully intend on wearing.
  
• to pee.