Vacation Anticipation
I have:
- less than 20 minutes before I leave work and go on my first real vacation in 2 years.
- to get up in less than six hours to get on a flight.
- surfed every site on the internet and am still bored.
- anxiety over the big poofy dress making it aboard my flight.
- less than 36 hours before I elope for the second time, this time hopefully successful.
- two Tylenol PMs in me, but also a bottle of Diet Coke so maybe they cancel each other out.
- a craving for In-N-Out burger that, for once, will be satisfied.
- impatience with the new Harry Potter book. Seriously, get here already.
- a Jessica Simpson hairpiece that I fully intend on wearing.
- to pee.