If you're sitting in front of the computer right now and your jaw hurts, that's me. I'm punching you with my mind.

I'm very close to adopting an alter ego, just to send messages to people on the internet that say: "SHUT THE FUCK UP," "EVERYONE HATES YOU," or "YOUR OPINIONS SUCK." I'm all for free speech and everything, but seriously. Shut the fuck up. No one likes you, and we're all tired of hearing about how great you think you are.