Firstly, the title of this entry would make a great porno name, as would "Cylon Sluts from Sagitarion City." Think about it.

Secondly, in reference to the [new-ish] Battlestar Galactica tv series: I have decided that when the Cylons programmed 12 "models" of robots (that look like people... PEOPLE!), they made sure all the guys were assholes and all the chicks were superwhorey. The girls spend most of season one humping various dudes and asking "Do you love me? Do you love me?" ad nauseam. Which leads me to my new name for them: Slutbots. (Or, Slutbot McNeedy-tron 5000, if you're not in to the whole brevity thing.)

My husband is neither amused nor happy with this clever idea of mine. He is especially annoyed and disturbed when I try to initiate foreplay by intoning: "COMMENCING SLUTBOT SEQUENCE NUMBER SIX NINE... ABORT TELEVISION VIEWING."