Have I seen this movie yet? No. Yes!

Am I going to? What, are you kidding? Four words for you: greased up naked Gerard Butler. (Wait... that's five words. Oh, who has time to COUNT? For God's sake, there's half-naked men in capes going on!)

It doesn't even have to have a plot. It could just be a bunch of dudes yelling to techno music and I would still post "OMG BEST MOVIE EVER!" to as many dorky message boards as I can find.

I mean, I liked TROY. Who am I trying to fool by playing it coy?

And since [SPOILER!] historically, all 300 soldiers died, and I'm assuming that's the ending here, too, I'm going to go ahead and propose a sequel. It takes place in hell with their reanimated souls dancing around in fire and screaming "YEAH, GET SOME!!" (And no, that doesn't even have to make sense, either. As long as they still have those abs and their facial hair is all kempt.) In hell they would be even sweatier, too, so, bonus!

Projected box office take on "300 Again: This Time, Satan's Got The Problem": 300 billionty gajillion.

UPDATE: I can't really post coherent thoughts about a movie I only half-comprehended. I was a bit distracted. In addiction to pectoral overload there were a lot of boobies, too. But don't take a guy who enjoys historical accuracy. If you do, it's all "Where did the giant elephants come from? How did they saddle a rhinocerous? Why are they fighting in their underwear? THIS MOVIE IS DUMB!"