Remember when I was so stoked to be getting Wonder Woman boots?

Well, they arrived. And in a shocking turn of events, they don't mother fucking fit.

And in an even more shocking (and angering!) turn of events: The company I bought them from won't exchange them for the next bigger size.

See, this was why I needed the boots... was to give ass whoopings at the drop of a hat. (Or a tiara.) Now I'm left with boots that pinch and don't quite zip up all the way over my giant leg muscles.

(By the way, I have plenty of pairs of knee-high boots, and all of them zip up just fine. So, what's up, makers of the Wonder Woman boot? You'd think "big calf muscles" would be something you'd be wary of when making boots that are similar to Wonder fucking Woman's, you know, she's that tall chick with the big leg muscles and the spangled underpants?)