I know you think vaccines and immunizations are the work of the devil and are really some sort of mind-control device designed to undermine your authority as a parent, and not, you know, actually a preventative measure to eradicate deadly or crippling diseases. I'm going to have Jonas Salk punch you now, so please remove your tinfoil hat.

Most states are trying to roll out mandatory HPV vaccinations and a few of you morons are having hissy fits. This is not like the government recording your phone conversations (you know, like they're doing now,) this is preventing your children from getting cancer.

Which of you assholes is like: "Hmm, I really don't want little Gillian's cervix to rot out... but I really don't want to have The Sex Talk with her, either. Sorry, Gilly! Cancer for you!" ?