The Chicken Noodle Soup Dance
I do not believe I'm being unkind when I say that this dance closely resembles something someone from Satan's Alley thought up while they were drunk and/or high and/or had their legwarmers bunched around their ankles.
You kids do realize that you look like the tourette's afflicted lovechild of Bob Fosse and Napoleon Dynamite, do you not? For the choreographically impaired, here are the steps:
