Why We Don't Breed
"Look at what I bought for the new baby! This cute little track suit with matching sneakers! TEE HEE!"
"Track suit? Sneakers? Why did you buy a baby sneakers? He can't walk!"
"They're for his feet, stupid."
"HE CAN'T EVEN WALK, TARDFACE!!"
"HE HAS TO HAVE SHOES FOR WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE, MORON!"
"THAT'S WHAT SOCKS ARE FOR, TURDBREATH!"
