"Why are they running away, again?"

"They're not running away, they're trying to get to a party."

"So what's Jerry Reed doing with the semi truck? Is he with them?"

"Yes. The truck is full of beer."

"Full of beer? Did they steal it? Is that why they're trying to outrun the Smokeys?"

"Yes. No. I don't know if they stole it. And don't use the term 'smokeys'."

"Why don't they want anyone looking at the beer?"

"Because it's Coors."

"Is Coors a magical beer?"

"No, Coors can't be transported east of the Mississippi."

"...because it's magical?"

"What? NO. Because when this movie was shot, Coors wasn't allowed to be sold in the... you know what? Just be quiet."

"I still don't understand about the beer. Why do they need Coors? What's wrong with Budweiser? And how come they have to bring the beer to the party?"

"There's nothing wrong with Budweiser, they just wanted to steal the Coors."

"So they DID steal it!"

"Look, I don't know. All I know is, they want to drink Coors at a party in Georgia or somewhere, and so they have to smuggle the beer. Because it's Coors."

"Because it's magical."

"Yes, because it's magical."

"....where is the ambulance? And Dom DeLuise?"

"The... Oh my God. You're retarded."

"No I'm not! Where's Sammy Davis, Jr.?"

"That's CANNONBALL RUN!"

"Isn't that what we're watching?"

"Next time we rent a movie, you have to watch it by yourself first."