Culture Snobs
Co-Worker: "My favorite band? The Goo Goo Dolls."
Me: "HAHAHAHA! Mine's Nickleback."
Him: "HA HA HA HA! HA HA! No wait, no wait, mine's: The Red Hot Chili Peppers!"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha! HA HA! Okay, my favorite band is: Coldplay!"
Him: "Coldplay's so obvious. Like the Dave Matthews Band."
Me: "FUCK YOU! YOU LOVE THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND!"
Him: "HA HAAAA! Oh yeah, well you love Uncle Cracker."
Me: "HA HA! FUCK YOU! You love Savage Garden!"
Him: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SAID SAVAGE GARDEN! HA HA HA!!"
Co-Worker: "Uh... my favorite band really is The Goo Goo Dolls."