Them Were Love Bullets
My favorite quote of late was from a story we ran interviewing a confessed murderer in jail, who stabbed a mother-of-two to death (allegedly). His explanation? "I was trying to get her off me, yo. She was attacking me. They weren't 'stabs.' They was more like 'pokes.' "
The reporter's tag was actually: "Yeah, the police aren't buying that explanation, either."