Cartoon for Monday, February 13, 2012

Seamonkeys!

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This is an entry for A Bowl Full of Happiness, an anthology about Sea Monkeys benefiting the Hero Initiative. It'll be available at S.P.A.C.E., which is in Columbus on April 21st and 22nd. (I have a table there, whee!)

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Blog Entry for Monday, October 10, 2005

Grizzly Man

I haven't actually seen this movie, but Joe Rogan has, and his take on it is pretty funny.

While waiting in the dark for our showing of "The Aristocrats" to start, there was a trailer for this documentary, which won some sort of award at Sundance, or Cannes, or whatever other fucking pretentious film festival is posing as the second coming of Jesus On Film. I'd never even heard of this Bear Guy, but as the preview continued on, I became confused. Why was a gay hippie running around with grizzly bears? Was he a scientist? A Bearologist? Who the fuck was this guy?

"Who the fuck is this guy?" I asked.

"He's that dude that lived with bears and then they ate him."

"Did he live with bears because he's gay?"

"No, the bears mauled him because he's gay."

"You sure they didn't maul him because he's nuttier than a shithouse rat?"

I gathered a few observations from the preview:

(1) This man clearly has no formal training in how to live with bears.
(2) This movie looks hilarious, but only in a "Trekkies", "let's make fun of the crazies" way.

All these things Mr. Rogan confirms, if you read his post first. It makes me want to rent the movie even more. Notice, if you will, that I said "rent." That's because I'm pretty sure my laughing hysterically in the theater is not going to go over well with the serious bear documentary loving community. Also, you can check out the halfwits at the IMDb getting beligerent over the whole "gay as a room full of dicks" thing.

I think what I can assume to be true from this information, without even having to see the movie, is that Bears Are Easily Annoyed. But it takes thirteen years of latent homosexual tomfoolery before the bears eat you. The end.

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