I finally received the laptop I won from your Ebay auction. However, you have left a slew of MP3s on the hard drive for me to discover and chortle at. Witness a list, misspellings are yours, and are emboldened:

- Lords of Acid
- Marvin Gay
- Limp Biscuit
- Cat Stevens
- Lenny Kravitz
- Nelly Frutato
- Staind
- Sarah Maclaughlin
- Nine Inch Nails (with incorrect song titles)
- Kylee Menogue
- an entire OMD album, but it wasn't labeled which album, and it didn't have "If You Leave" on it, so I'm not sure which one it was, but who the fuck knows any other OMD songs except "If You Leave" and isn't from the UK?

This is just a small sample of what appears to be your "eclectic" tastes. Along with more crap like this, there is honestly a playlist labeled "SMOOOOOTH JAZZ." I mean, seriously. Isn't it enough that I had to buy a used, outdated iBook, but now you have to prank me with this? Not cool.

Sincerely,
Member #5812323773