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I actually had to turn on the closed captions for this one. It ranks up there with The Full Monty and Lock, Stock in the English Accents I Can't Understand category.

Once you get past the accents, the fact that I just watched Homegrown last month and this is the same exact movie except Homegrown has Hank Azaria, successfully getting your girlfriend to stop saying "Dumbledore. Dumbledore. Dumbledore. What a fun word to say!" when Michael Gambon walks into a scene, Layer Cake is not half bad. Definitely worth the rental.

Dude. You will NEVER guess what I just found out. I would have never guessed it in a million trillion years.

"Super Dave" Osbourne ... is Albert Brooks' brother.

ISN'T THAT FUCKING CRAZY?

"We were swimming, and they told us to get out of the pool, but we wanted to keep swimming. They insisted we had to leave the pool!"

"We just got here yesterday! We were supposed to be here all week!"

"This is a huge disappointment. We were having so much fun."

...OH, oh my God. I am SO SORRY your VACATION has been ruined. How awful that a MAJOR HURRICANE is headed right for where you wanted to SUN BATHE. I truly feel for you.*

*I don't actually feel for you at all. Sarcasm.