I must be having a mid life crisis or something. I am just entirely MEH about the whole world right now. I do nothing and care even less. What I most aspire to do is sit at home all day, listen to Guero, and pretend I'm Wonder Woman.

Help me, Internets. Is there some sort of pill I can take to become a productive member of society again? It has to be a pill that's easy to obtain. Because I only have effort to do one or two steps. If the instructions for care are any more complex than that, I'm not having any of it.