Maybe Dennis Quaid Had It Backwards
Okay, kids. It's 103 degrees Fahrenheit outside today. (That's about 40 degrees Celcius.) There's thunder and lightning, but no rain. And the wind is blowing so hard, it knocked out several power transformers in the greater metro area, including the one near my house. The one that runs the air conditioning.
Is it safe to assume the apocalypse is nigh? Because it seems pretty nigh.