Dear Golfwidow:

I do not think Those Men Of Ours are being taken over by aliens and turned into pod people at all. I've decided it's a viral infection. A temporary brain affliction.

Otherwise, why else would -- for instance -- That Man Of Mine speak strongly about his disdain for all "new" Star Wars movies, veto the option to see a midnight showing with "all the nerds", and then turn around and DEMAND I go to a showing with him tomorrow morning? Was it not he, who, four days ago, said: "Yeah, Episode II, I remember that... they rode around on those gay dinosaur things and did a lot of frolicking in fields. Gay." ?

My only hope is that this severe personality disorder returns to normal as quickly as That Man Of Yours's did. Did you treat his sickness with any sort of over-the-counter medicines? Like NyQuil? I think NyQuil would get rid of a brain affliction, don't you?

Sincerely,

~Me