Thrills! Chills! Hot Topless Men! Excitement!

If you enjoy witty, clever, things-blowing-up popcorn movies, and can stomach Penelope Cruz for two hours (even if you, like me, can't -- I assure you she doesn't talk much,) Sahara is pretty kickass. It has Steve Zahn, first of all. That should be the only thing I have to say. Everyone loves Steve Zahn.

Of course, I did have to get past the first twenty minutes, where all I could hear was my brain screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING? I swear, I cannot understand a GODDAMN WORD that comes out of her mouth. SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Then she gets captured and smacked around a bit, so she doesn't talk much. And Steve Zahn blows some stuff up. And the creepy guy from Six Feet Under who's now on The American Version of The Office is funny, and did I mention Matthew McConaughey walks around without his shirt a lot?