The only thing I can remember happening last night was me yelling at Bruce Willis. I believe he was dressed like a road cone, and I was telling him how he could totally do a Moonlighting reunion, if it were a murder mystery, and the mystery was Cybill Shepard's murder, and he and the kid from Revenge of the Nerds were in charge of investigating, and he never had to be in the same room with Cybill because her scenes are all flashbacks.

That'd work for me. Cybill Shepard is fucking crazy.