Ultimate Geekitude
Me: I just found out that Star Wars III comes out two weeks after Hitchhiker's. This depresses me.
Her: If it leaves theaters before I get to see it, I'll be very much put out. Also, I'm planning on bringing a towel to the theater. 'Cos you never know.
Me: I kind of want to go to the theater on May 19th just to see Hitchhiker's and to punch some of the people who will be dressed up as Jedis. Or snap them with my towel. Whatever.
Her: I have to see Ep III at the theater because I have seen EVERY STAR WARS as a first-run at the theater and I hate to break the chain.
Me: I should totally make a terry cloth messenger bag with a Hitchhiker's logo screen printed on the corner. That way you don't necessarily have to carry a towel around anymore... the bag will be the towel. Normalcy! And Geekery! The twain shall meet!
Her: If you put the words "Don't Panic" somewhere on that thang, you got yourself a product that EVERYONE will want.
Me: Well, everyone like us, anyway. I'll make a "Don't Panic" button (badge) and put it on the strap.
Her: A "Don't Panic" button is far more effective than a "Panic" button, I think.