I'm delighted to tell you that I am still testing the limits of cellular phones and their resistance to water.

First attempt: Dropping phone in toilet. Resistance: low.

Second attempt: Sent cel phone through washing machine cycle. Ran two whole loads through the wash before I noticed new camera phone sitting at bottom of washing machine basin. Resistance: dwindling. Still makes noises and flashes lights occasionally.

Neither attempt has been fruitful. A new phone is on its way to me as we speak. I don't believe there is a swear yet invented to convey my frustration at destroying yet another piece of expensive technology due to my stupidity.

Scoreboard of Destruction:

Televisions: 3
MP3 Players: 1
Cell Phones: 2