Feel The Love
Typical email exchange between my brother and I. In this one, he's thanking me for the $100 I sent him for Christmas.
Me:
Dear Brother,
This money is for booze. AND BOOZE ONLY!
Him:
thanks for the card and the money, it should provide me at least a couple days worth of entertainment at the bar up here over spring break next week.
Me:
Oh good. Because I stole your drum machine last week.
