The most awesome part of buying a new washer and dryer is where we got it from.

We bought it from a guy who looked like a car mechanic, and was smoking in the store. (That is, he was smoking a cigarette, he was not literally on fire.) Can I remind you that there are now stringent non-smoking laws in Columbus? And that just yesterday a pub was fined a large amount for ignoring the law and continuing to let their patrons smoke indoors?

This used appliance dude was a rebel. He knocked $50 off the price of our washer/dryer set, and offered us free delivery, and he smoked in the middle of the freaking store. Did I mention the glass eye? HE HAD ONE EYE!

We bought our washer and dryer from a pirate. How fucking cool is that?