While trying to write a tease for the new heart benefits of Viagra, someone threw out "It used to help your fun muscle, now it helps your heart muscle."

I said: "I don't think your penis is a muscle." Which prompted much discussion and research on the internet. Someone went to a website where the word "penis" is said aloud in a robotic voice. Soon, everyone in the newsroom got on the internet and was typing words like "weiner", "sausage," and "wang" into the voice generator so that there was a chorus of computerized "wang! wang! PENIS! wang!"s emanating from the newsroom all night.

At one point, I heard "SAUSAGE!" and "TACO!" among the mix.

We should probably stop smoking crack before our newscasts.