Nevermind, I quit.
You know how I said I'm going to re-learn how to knit? Yeah, screw that.
I just took a look at "Knit Wit." In the intro it says something that amounts to "Tying your shoes was hard until you learned how, that's what knitting is like."
I don't know how to tie my shoes. I am dead serious. So now I'm fairly sure this knitting thing is going to go the way of the Bar Chord. (I don't need it! I can play Rock N' Roll without it! HMPH!)