Inventory
I just looked around the house and realized we're missing something.
We don't really have any good porn.
We've got weed, which I guess is something. Anyone who's never smoked weed is probably thinking "Great! Pot! You can imagineer the porn!"
But not really, no. Marijuana doesn't work that way. I'll just become too lazy to want to watch pornography, let alone use my imagination to conjure some up.
And, I'll really want some M&M's.
I just realized we don't have any M&M's in the house, either.