I Want To Help You, George Washington!*
Okay, so I didn't really gush about my Christmas gifts, because I didn't want you to get jealous. I got a Black & Decker cyclonic Dustbuster. Dust bunnies cower in fear of my TORNADO POWER! MUAH HA HA!
Seriously, look how square I am. I'm geeked about housecleaning.
* "'I want to help you, George Washington'? Pffft. Even your dreams are square."