I so want to win a regional Emmy. This is my new goal in life. ESPECIALLY if they give out the same statuettes as the other Emmys. (And from every indication on this brochure I have, they're the same.)

I wouldn't even care if it were a miniature version of the primetime Emmys. I'd put it on my keychain. I just want to be able to have "Emmy Award Winning Editor" in front of my name.

Seriously, I'd get my driver's license changed to include "Emmy Award Winner" on it. I'd put it on my taxes if they let me. At the very least, I'd change my address labels to reflect my accomplishment.